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No chance.

 

A third grader knows that if you pull the fire alarm everyone gets evacuated.

 

A first grader knows that if you pull the fire alarm you get eaten by the devil, so no touchy.

 

And he was a school principal before this!

It’s annoying that the trumplicans have this idiot to talk about instead of just stewing in their ass kicking and disarray.

 

Or maybe just “fuck all ya’ll”. The best quote ever from someone I don’t know who to quote.

 

Now we get 45 days for Gaytz and the Turnstiles to put their money where their derrieres are.

 

That's "y'all." Larger point stands.

 

GOP political operative who helped DeSantis get into the governor's mansion killed himself last December. Florida AG (a borderline MAGA) releases investigation that shows he would have faced on solicitation for prostitution, kidnapping, fraud, etc. for trying to coerce a girl to have sex to get backstage Taylor Swift passes.

Ron DeSantis donor killed himself amid accusations of sexual misconduct with underage girl | Daily Mail Online

This guy was a real scumsucker. The world is better without him.

Also, not a drag queen.

 

Courtesy of the Murdoch media machine

Like anybody gives a fuck

 

This was a story in APRIL. Before Ron Quixote even declared.

Fire Maddow.

 

To use a Texas term, Matt and Marge are all hat and no cattle. Of course, McCarthy won't actually do the smart thing and neuter the Freedumb Caucus, leaving him open to getting knee-capped between now and Thanksgiving.

Actually, the rest of the House GOP delegation ought to have a "come to Jesus" moment with the instigators behind closed doors, but they're too afraid of the Orange Cheeto to actually do anything but cower in the corner.