President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Happy 99th birthday, Jimmy Carter

 

The biggest thing on SCOTUS’ plate this term is chevron doctrine. If they blow up that, it’ll do far more damage than just a shutdown.

 

I wonder at what point frustration with the Supremes will boil over. Roberts badly needs to stand up and lead, but I have zero trust that he will.

 

If we had a functioning Congress, Thomas would be under a microscope right now as possibly the first supreme to face impeachment. But we don’t and he won’t and the right continues to ratfuck or the country.

 

You mean everyone gets an enema?
Slot man education here: People are evacuated if they receive pro-biotics. A building is evacuated.

 

If Trump wins, the day after inauguration day, we just might see Russian troops being flown to America's biggest cities and military bases with a message from Vlad: Thanks Don ... we'll take it from here.

 

Let them fight gif

 

Gaetz'll get the boot then Trump/Gaetz '24. That'll be fun.

 

Fatfuck won't tolerate anybody in the VP who has any ambitions of their own. Anybody who has any reason for living beyond deeply inhaling the fishy flavors of Fatfuck's fleshy nutbag.
Hell, they thought they had a suitably water permeable pimple dick in Pence, but when it came down to the real nitty gritty he decided he didn't want to go down in history as the worst piss soaked diaper in the history of the republic, and as much as he agonized, he decided he had to follow the letter of the law rather than snap to Fatfuck's command.
They won't make the same mistake again; the next VP choice will be a blow up doll selected strictly for Fatfuck's pleasure.

 

I was down at Mar-a-Lago
Staring at this angry Russian dude
Mr. Trump strikes up an insurrection
With a black-haired Holocaust denier
You know he dances while his Putin plays guitar

Cut up, Melania
Show me some of them Slovenian dances
Pass me a hammer, Mr. Trump
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
'Cause I wanna be someone who believes

Mr. Trump and me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at the television screen
Sean's looking at you
Ah, no, no, he's looking at me
Smirkin' in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody believes you
You can never be wrong

Mr. Trump and me
Stumbling through the corridors
Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women
She's perfect for you
Man, there's got to be somebody for me
I wanna be Ted Nugent
Mr. Trump wishes he was someone just a little more fascist

 

“A smart guy without morals” — sounds like the speaker of the House.

Every one of them convinces himself that the leopards won’t eat his face. Interested in seeing how Scalise would handle being ringmaster.

 

Yeah, it’s worth giving Scalise a shot