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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    DrBLUE: Let’s go to our next caller.

    Lola stops dancing and sits down.

    DrBLUE: Derrick from Peoria. Derrick, do you have a question about an out-of-body experience?

    DERR: Yeah, I got this ’85 Bonneville and the side mouldings just won’t stay on...

    DrBLUE: [interrupting] Derrick that’s out-of-body experience not auto-body experience.

    DERR: Oh! Well can I see the girlie dance?

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  2. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    There’s an SNL skit in there if you did that and then showed them becoming a rageholic the second they got out of the studio.
     
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  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

  4. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Third failed vote for Jordan.
     
    2muchcoffeeman likes this.
  5. Justin_Rice

    Justin_Rice Well-Known Member

    Can't someone just make a motion for like, "OK this one isn't going to work either. Let's just skip to the end of this vote."
     
  6. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    Ted Cruz and Jim Jordan should become friends. They’d have one then.
     
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    As bad as … “Hey Randy, hey Rick, thanks for taking my call. Who do you think is going to win between Cabot and Beebe?”
     
  9. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    L-O-fucking-L.

    A source describes the Jordan meeting with the holdouts like this: A direct, precise meeting in which JORDAN was told he will never be speaker. This group doesn't want anything. They want Jordan to understand he will not be speaker.
     
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  10. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

  11. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  12. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    They'll just rename MLK Day.
     
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