President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

People who are book-smart, like PHDs who are university presidents, don't always have common sense.

 

I think as much as that, it’s that they don’t mingle with everyday people and aren’t in touch with common folk. They’re too oblivious to figure out when they step in it.

 

Nimrod is a virtual lock to be Orange Julius's veep no matter how she finishes. Vivek Ramalamadingdong is angling for a cabinet spot, but those have already been penciled in.

DeSantis will be left to sink or swim in the Florida state picture and maybe can go for it again in 2032.

 

Fatfuck IS NOT going to pick a non-white woman as VP. Making a selection to "balance" the ticket on the basis of gender, color, age, ethnicity, blah blah yadda yadda, is "political correctness" and "wokeism" that Democrats do, and MAGGAT Nation and the god emperor have rejected with their entire "souls."

Any voters who care even in the slightest about "ticket balancing" can go fuck off as far as Team Fatfuck is concerned. Take the god emperor as he is or drop dead. (Or maybe we'll help you drop dead.)

And he is ALSO not going to pick anyone who has any ambitions whatsoever at the presidency themselves, or any ambitions to continue in GOP leadership in the A.F. -- After Fatfuck -- era.

That's what killed him with Pimple Dick Pence. Pence was worried about his "legacy," ie his viability in a potential future political environment after Fatfuck magically evaporated from the scene, so he didn't want to sign onto any illegal or unconstitutional schemes of Team Fatfuck to hijack the election. (ALL their schemes were illegal and unconstitutional, of course.)

Remember Fatfuck was fully in approval of the idea that Pence should be murdered for failing to do exactly that.

Fatfuck doesn't want anybody with even the slightest micromolecule of interest in any kind of political existence other than with their lips wrapped around his sweaty scrotum.

He has no interest whatsoever in whether the VP choice is qualified in any possible manner to serve as president if necessary, because he has no plans they would ever have to do that.

The only reason for existence for any potential VP choice or any other appointee in the Fatfuck administration would be to ensure he remains in power forever.

 

Starman, ladies and gentlemen.

 

I’d put a $20 on Sarah Huckabee Sanders for VP.

 

Yet another reason to vote for Biden.

 

Too MAGA. That's why Nimrod is my guess. She has chops outside the MAGA bubble.

The Huckstress will be on the short list for a cabinet post though. I'm guessing DOE. (D'oh!)

 

If it's a female, it'll be somebody apparently fuckable so Fatfuck can reprise all the sniggering, "of course I'd fuck her if people weren't so unfair to me" innuendos he's used for 35 years with Ivanky. I give even money he picks Ivanky anyway, just to own the libs.

My guess is Fatfuck will pick Miller as VP. His spiritual heir.

 

I agree. ... And they'll fuck each other on the off-hours if Fucko's dickie still works.

 

Miller would be a natural as Twitchy's Goebbels press secretary.