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He’s done.

 

From the comments:

Got to wonder if TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE THE LIST FROM JEFFREY AND IS HOLDING IT OVER THE JUDGES AND OTHERS HEADS​

 

Over/under on when the Moms For Liberty lady starts a Lonely Fans account? I’d say about 2 weeks.

 

DeSantis was done the moment he kept talking about how much sugar was in food. Who does he think his potential voters are? He was this weird mix of effete and caveman. Trump already has that corner of Andrew Lloyd Webber fan meets Mussolini loyalist locked up.

 

David Jolly delivered one of the great lines I've heard in a long time:

"Ron DeSantis began this Republican primary on 3rd base, and he stole 2nd."
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Baseball is life part 3891587519

 

Maybe it is now. Back when I was running with my hunting and fishing buddies, we measured distance in sixpacks. "Well, it's about a sixpack from here to San Antone..."

 

By trying to outflank Trump to the right, he helped push Trump farther right as well, and into the fully authoritarian killer-of-vermin and protector-of-the-blood we see today.

Thanks, Ron!

 

Now he can focus on bigger things. Like helping FSU get out of a contract it signed.

 

But them Ivee Leeg perfessers!

 

He certainly has a Hitler-esque thing going on.

 

Oh well.

 

*UPDATED* P-UTUS: Former Guy's Smell "Truly Something to Behold."


Jingle bells
Fatfuck smells
Like a load of poo
MAGA cries
We all know why
The whole world knows it's true

Fatfuck's fat
We all know that
He weighs 400 pounds
He can barely stand
But MAGA land
Makes constant slurping sounds