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Russia lays claim to Alaska and parts of Asia in Vladimir Putin decree | World | News | Express.co.uk

So if Fatfuck retakes power, his first four moves on Jan. 21 will be:

1) Pull the U.S. out of NATO and terminate all U.S. involvement in any of its activities.

2) Ditto with the U.S. in regard to the UN

3) Immediately terminate all support by the U.S. for Ukraine in the war against Russia (and probably join in the attacks, but this will be up to Putin).

4) Immediately cede ownership of Alaska back to Russia since the 1867 sale of the property has been declared invalid by Uncle Vlad. American citizens will probably be given a day or two to flee the state but most will be annexed directly into Russian "citizenship" (which will be very much subservient status for a generation or so - 20-30 years). Putin will then size up which areas of Yukon and British Columbia he wishes to annex, and he'll issue his military orders to Fatfuck accordingly.

Attacking Mexico and bombing Mexico City can wait until week two. The poodle puppy must serve its master.

 

Only if he takes the Palins too.

 

That's 3 electoral votes and two senators the GOP won't have anymore!

 

If Fatfuck retakes power, "electoral votes" will be a purely theoretical exercise from then on out.

 

Starman's hair is a little too on fire, but yeah: It is terrifying to consider a unilateral dismemberment of alliances and partnerships, an act for which the required power seems to rest in the executive branch. Last time we had a bunch of adults who did their best to slow-roll the impulses and hair-brained schemes; AFAIK none of those adults are planning to come back for Trump 2.0.

So maybe we get to sit and watch while your libertarian I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE TO BE THE WORLD'S POLICE FORCE cousin reaches the "Find Out" phase .... and that should terrify you.

 

Popular in Warsaw and strip clubs everywhere.

 

The penguins love me!

 

No credible news organization should take it as fact his legal bills are being paid at all.

 

The Senate trumplicans said they couldn’t convict and disqualify trump because he was out of office (because they delayed the trial) and it was for the courts to decide.

Now, the courts can’t decide, it’s election interference. The voters have to decide. And we might not be even see that happen before the next election. (And the voters DID fucking decide in 2020 by a wide fucking margin).

How many laws does he get to break without accountability? Is one more shot at trying to overthrow the government ok? How bout two? Ten times and he gets the 11th free?

I really don’t care for “whataboutism” but stop for a second and think about if the roles were reversed and a democrat tried to illegally stay in power. And gathered and then unleashed a mob on the Capitol to try to prevent the transfer of power. Where do we think that person would be right now?

As I’ve said before, and others have noted today, there’s going to be violence no matter what. Unless the trumplicans get everything they want. And then they’ll still be hateful and angry. They have no other setting.

These cases have to be pursued as swiftly as possible. Because he broke the law and tried to take away the most fundamental thing we do in this country. He tried to take away the power of the people.

So forgive me if I don’t give a good goddamn about the feelings of an insurrectionist and his delusional, lied-to followers and the fact they’ll react violently.

He’s going to have to be defeated at the ballot box because his elected enablers didn’t do their job three years ago and our justice system is glacial (at least against someone with money, fame and a violent mob of followers).

Doing what’s right and preventing this bullshit from happening again is all that matters.

 

All of them.