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If frozen embryos are people, can we take tax deductions for them? If you have six or eight of them you can probably make a profit above the cost of storing them. They don't begin to age until they are actually born, so the deduction won't end after eighteen years either.

 

I'm so surprised.

 

This is hilarious. Tell me you never worked in a woodshop. I mean, they're *on a table saw*!

 

No, really, some people should die. That's just unconscious knowledge.

 

She sounds batshit insane with that excuse. I do sorta wonder if she really just wants to delay extradition so he can be tried on the Arizona charges first. When somebody is facing serious charges in multiple locations you get into some weird back and forth on who gets tried when and who pays for the secure travel.

 

What a f*cking outrage

 

Yeah, this has been fun today.

A few pertinent facts:

• The guy has been arrested like 14 or 15 times in Maricopa County, and NOW the county attorney is taking a "tough on crime" pose.
• The county attorney has no say on the extradition. That's up to the (Democratic) governor.
• Manhattan's crime rate is waaay lower than Maricopa County's.
• The county attorney's office just sent us the statute that they say gives her the authority to refuse. It's not remotely applicable in this situation. We're pretty sure they know that but have been put in a tough spot by their boss running her mouth.

 

You gotta tell 'em! FROZEN EMBRYOS ARE PEOPLE!

 

This from October, hadn't seen it until today.
Romney, warts and all, is still a voice of sanity.

 

He said, you'll follow me if I promise to build a wall at the border
The left's after me for what I want to do to my daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a red MAGA hat
So Donnie's on the run, promisin' every one a gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
The King Orange that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne
We rode for six hours then we hit his beach club
The YMCA was a bumping and we grabbed the giant party sub
This fed was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
There were classified documents all over the dance floor
There were boxes behind the bathroom door
"I'm Donald T and I crave respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
We was ready to blow the place
Past the Karens with heavy makeup all over their face
The karaoke out, the music stopped
He and Jeff had beef and he got dropped
Lindsay G grabbed the money, I got sneakers covered in gold
Vlad grabbed two bottles and a Big Mac that's cold