President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Had a friend who went on the Dolly Parton diet. Lost 40 pounds. Joe lean, Joe lean.

 

I'm not a member of the bar, but I have been thrown out of a couple.

 

Donny, Donny, why you dye your hair?
Why you always sitting in your mother's chair?
So, baby, why's who's coup? Oh, dude, I know you too
Tell me, did the other lawyers scold on you?

If I come on to the team?
Ooh, will you let me show you what I mean?
Will you let me come on inside?
Oh, will you let it slide?

Can I have some felony? (All I want is a felony)
Felony for me, please (for all of the things I really do need)
If I'd some felony (I'd surely take another)
I'd take enough to please me

I need a felony, huh, yeah, for what is ailin' me
You see, huh, I need a felony, for what is ailin' me
I need a felony, yeah, for what's ailin' me
If I'd only had a felony, you see, I'll find it
You see, baby, I want it, you see, I'll find it
Oh, I really want, really want it
I need a felony, felony, felony, felony, felony, felony

 

Fuck everyone's Sleepy Merrick bullshit.

 

When the Black Crowes released that song, I could have sworn the backup singers were singing, “Can I have some lemonade …”

 

And tax evasion.

 

Part of the audition for the Biden DOJ (and any position in the administration) should have been to present documentation to file 50 felony charges against Fatfuck by 5 p.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 20, 2021, with many hundred more to follow.

Rapid fire indictments of MAGA dupes to follow.

 

Fuck Hope Hicks. She enabled that shitshow and deserves to feel horrible about it.

 

Oops, thought that was from Corey's to-do list.

 

Would’ve worked for Bill Clinton, too, I guess.

 

Can you imagine Trump doing something like that? I can't. Then again, I doubt Hamil would do something like that with the former president. He is not a fan.