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She knows that if she leaves him, he'll have her killed before she can board the plane to Slovenia. And if she somehow makes it on to that plane, Putin's people will greet her with bullets on the ground.

 

Slovenia ... you mean the country that's been a NATO member for 20 years?

 

Every time I see Fucko the Klown talking nonstop and
off the cuff, as shown below, it's more proof that he's doing
the three things he loves best: A) spewing outrageous lies
to a public audience, while 2) conning money (and hate)
out of the useful idiots he actually despises, and iii) putting
on his big, dopey, perverted carnival grin without ever a break
because he's also shitting his diapers to his heart's delight up there.

Inspires my inner poet, too!

Little Donnie Trump
Just took another dump
In his pants at a rally from hell.

He then sniffed his poo
(And more Adderall, too)
And said, “That's libruhls you smell!”

 

Fixed.

 

Of course. Anything else would be "woke."

 

Good.

 

England is a charter member, and it hasn't stopped Putin from having people killed there.

 

Or she’s playing the long game, thinking she’ll get more as a widow than a divorcee.

<Dons tin foil hat> Or she’s a Russian agent who put this ball in motion years ago.

 

I knew Slovenian Luca Dončić was evil!

Remember when U.S. media studiously avoided pronouncing the full name of Darko Miličić? They knew early.

 

Here now, with all respect to James McMurtry
(and Garrow, too), this one goes out to Gov. Noem ...

It was early one spring day, and I heard Ms. Kristi say,
"Well, fuck it all, just dodge the press and call it a day.
"We ain't got time to mess around,
"And I'm not dying in this shithole town for a governor's pay."

See, they'd been down there with the hens,
When the puppy jumped the fence,
And Kristi grabbed a gun and shot that doggy down.
Then she killed a goat as well,
And we all said, "Fuckin' hell, what you
gonna do now, Guv. ... What you gonna do now?"

Because there ain't much left of you in South Dakota,
And all your silly talk won't make things right.
You won't get nothing there but broke and older.
If we was you, we'd disappear tonight.

Now, with a little break or two,
You just might've just made it through,
But there's nothing left of you that's worth a dime.

And then the backlash came your way,
And now it's damn sure not your day,
It's just your time.

It's just your time.

 

The campaign ad will feature slow motion footage of Charlottesville torch parade and January 6th while Geddy Lee sings:

Quick to judge
Quick to anger
Slow to understand

Ignorance and prejudice
And fear walk hand in hand

 

Just imagine being a contractor or lawyer who did work for Trump.