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Dead Guy? Dead Guy on rooftop??
Well, shit happens. Had to make it look good.

 

That's a bad job there, Mikey

 

The one song that might be worse than Lee Greenwood.

 

The pants wetting begins

https://www.salon.com/2024/07/19/is-the-backlash-against-biden-ableist-experts-weigh-in/

 

If you are going to fake an attempt, you'd do a better job faking it. Make sure the "shooter" was a black trans Latina here illegally, with a picture of her meeting Biden at some event all smiles.

 

I think there's a huge difference, in a grand national psychological sense, between a President's body being pierced by an assassin's bullet, and it being grazed by shrapnel.
If it's me, I'm saying "thank God the bullet missed me and I only got nicked by some glass shards. A bullet could have killed me!"

 

Proud to state I didn't watch one freakin' second of that shit show(s).
With hockey at a seeming standstill ... the 24/7 James Bond channel has been an awesome watch.

 

Stinky was still blabbering well past midnight ET. With deadlines the way they are now, I’m not surprised a bunch of desks decided to Mitch Albom it.

 

Daddy, what’s a newspaper?

 

Really dumb move, you wrap the speech no later than 10:45 p.m. EST so everyone can say how awesome it was as the balloons drop before the local news kicks in. But no, you fill prime time with Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan and Dana White.Right up there with Clint Eastwood and the chair bit.

 

Trump got more action from the firefighter helmet than his wife