President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Man, if there's a debate, I sure hope Harris brings a rock, sets it on the podium and tells the audience, "My opponent can't tell the difference between this rock and the Vice President of the United States. But he's not mentally impaired in any way."

 

Trump's never going to debate Harris. First, he thinks he's winning by enough it's not necessary. Second, his toadstool couldn't stand the shrinkage of competing with a black woman younger than himself.

 

I guess that makes the "assassination attempt" the Immaculate Deception.

 

Fatfuck must have gotten a call from Uncle Vlad.

 

The Republicans are trying to frame it as somehow being kinda, sorta the same thing as everything Trump did to try to overturn the 2020 election.

What is there to say to someone who can’t see the difference?

 

For a guy who's had so much success, he does seem to weirdly slumming it.

This is someone who - deep down - wants to be on NPR, talking about his latest book on the decline of American manufacturing.

 

Well, I don't have any kids.
But if there are any cinnamon skin, blue eyed people born on various islands in '90s come calling.... uhhhh.

 

Vance has the personality of a zucchini.

 

Mushy, seedy and overcooked