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Go back 15 years and the answer would have been Brian Doyle Murray.

 

Drew Carey.

 

CNN’s Van Jones: There’s ‘Relief’ from Conservatives and ‘Some Disquiet in the Jewish Community’ About Shapiro Getting Passed Over for Walz

if only you had extended the olive branch and given the nod to john kasich

 

The best I could think of is Andrew Dismukes perhaps in a fat suit, but the SNL alumnus who can play Minnesotan is obvious: Al Franken.

 

CNN has fully assumed the position of junior varsity Fox News.

Fatfuck is a full-on Nazi. His plan is to ship Jews to ovens. The "Jewish community" will get over its sad over the supposed insult to Shapiro. He'll have a prime cabinet position if he wants it.

 

Speaking of SNL and Walz:

 

Ed O’Neill

 

So Tim Walz would have been about 42 years old when he left the National Guard. I know how fucked my body is physically after turning 40 so I give no shits. None.

 

I don’t watch CNN much, but when I do and Van Jones is on, it’s very Reggie Miller vibes. He’ll say something unhinged and then just keep going as if what he said is completely normal.

He tweeted during the RNC Amber Rose was going to “bunker bomb” the entire Democratic strategy.

Amber Rose.

 

The trumplican party has unhinged criticism of the Dem VP pick? Shocking. Shocking.

Good campaigner. Relatable. Has all kinds of useful experience.

He actually is everything couch fucking weirdo JD Vance pretends to be.

 

How about the military service record of ol’ “Bone Spurs”?