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Everything is legal in Jersey

 

Protect this man at all costs.

 

I can’t believe video hasn’t surfaced yet

 

I just realized that Trump’s rants are real-life Patton Oswalt’s Robert Evans stories.

 

'Cause the secondary couldn't smother and cover anybody?

 

True. And kudos to you ... this cuts down the possibility of kidney stones. Yes, other things can cause it, but consuming iced tea is among the clubhouse leaders. A big reason why I usually limit this regional rite of passage to occasional restaurant consumption (and I go to restaurants only occasionally, to boot).

Well done ... sir. (And I might like ACC basketball almost as much as you like SEC football. Almost.)

 

Love that bit from Patton, but even his take on Evans is way more lucid than Trump ever has been. Evans was clearly an egomaniac, but that guy seemed to really enjoy living life, whereas Trump seems like such a dour, angry fuck at all times. Guy was born on third base and perpetually pissed he even had to jog home.

 

First heard Walz introduce himself as the "anti-Tommy Tuberville" on the White Dudes for Harris phone call. I was sold before he even talked about how cool it was to follow Josh Gad.

 

Another blow to the Harris campaign.

 

Diabetes in disarray