President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

FWIW, Deadline said no chance on Swift. Beyonce is much less accounted for (and arguably much more logical), though I had read somewhere that she was on the actual schedule.

I, for one, would appreciate:

 

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Can't see it happening, but...

 

I'm thinking -- because of the sound check giveaway -- it's not going to be Taylor or Beyonce.
Mike Pence would be a bit risky in terms of reception and optics, I would think.
Dubya would probably get a warmer reception, despite the fact he's a war criminal who should have faced charges at The Hague.

 

I could see Laura Bush maybe. Can speak to what bullshit librarians are going through.

 

It is obviously going to be Joe Biden coming in to take back the nomination like Trump predicted. Duh.

 

Jimmy Carter remains eligible for another term.

 

Mitch McConnell face turn?

 

Jimmy Carter live from his bed in Plains. "I'd love to run against Fatfuck myself so I could kick his ass."

 

A face turn would make it difficult to see over that turtle shell.

 

Another WWE-quality turn would be a certain amateur painter from Crawford, Texas.

In the realm of things that I wouldn't expect but have a non-zero chance of happening would be a certain fellow who worked regularly at the United Center.

 

Didn't know the guy was still alive.