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And just like Marcus from Syracuse, he's been cut off.

 

He’s a bad guy involved in the coverup of the death of Chandra Levy. Bad, bad guy.

 

Oh well, it’s time for bed. Maybe I’ll wake up and find out Taylor Swift and Beyoncé did a spectacular duet as CM Punk and Drew McIntyre brawled throughout the arena in between the giant balloons.

 

Great fucking pull.

 

"Lame and childish insults?" That's chapter 1 in the Trump playbook. And if you add all the snark over four nights, it would fit in a 10-minute Trump tirade. At least the the Dems do it with some panache and intelligence (See Obama, Barack)

 

The real surprise guest

 

I’m already booked into the haunted hotel in Scotland where Guillermo del Toro is as soon as I can travel, but thanks

 

Whenever they get back on the road, that giant oversized copy of Project 2025 that looks like the world’s largest family Bible needs to be at every stop.

 

I imagine that there has been a bit of finger pointing around the Heritage Foundation. "Who's stupid idea was it to release to the public our top secret plan to take over the government, do away with the civil service deep state, and rule from Washington? All our plans are out there for just anyone to read!"