President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you

I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you (oh!)

But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me...

Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do

 

A decision that many Americans will recognize happens long after it already should have and which no one regrets.

 

Team Fatfuck already tweet whining that the debate was rigged, the moderators were out to get him, yadda yadda

 

Trying to be as objective as I can, I think she did B to B-plus work. He floated off in the direction of Neptune and there is no way to legitimately compare that psychotic break on a standard rubric.

 

Please go running for the shelter
Sweet Santa’s Little Helper

 

The Friday story is how many new voters registered the next three days after she put out that link.

 

Project 2025 (Taylor’s Version)

 

As someone who works in PR, that Taylor post took A LOT of work to put together. Rounds and rounds of rewrites and talks. And they had it ready in the event Harris wiped the floor with him. Really, really well played and well done.

My kid tonight, a 21-year-old college student girl who is a Swiftie: "It's about damn time, Taylor. You ARE the childless cat lady. Let's go."

 

Let’s give Donald equal time:

I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room

 

That's gotten some traction on the CNN panel, too.

 

the start was a little wobbly but after that was good. She met whatever threshold she had to meet. I'm interested to see how people didn't watch the DNC speech and this was their first time seeing her

 

She did good-to-pretty-good, yep, about a B+ grade, while Fatfuck did a D-minus -- just barely better than utter disaster. He only could have been worse if he threw up on stage or ran off camera wetting his pants.