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Wait until they find out she’s gay.

 

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Trump: I don't think I've ever said this before. So we do these rallies. They're massive rallies. Everybody loves, everybody stays till the end. By the way, you know, when she said that, well, your rallies people leave. Honestly, nobody does. And if I saw them leaving, I'd say, and ladies and gentlemen make America great again and I'd get the hell out, ok? Because I don't want people leaving. But I do have to say so I give these long sometimes very complex sentences and paragraphs but they all come together. I do it a lot. I do it with raising cane. That story. I do it with the story on the catapults on the aircraft carriers. I do it with a lot of different stories. When I mentioned Doctor Hannibal Lecter. I'm using that as an example of people that are coming in from Silence of the Lambs. I use it. They say it's terrible. So they say so I'll give this long complex area for instance that I talked about a lot of different territory… You know, for a town hall, there's a lot of people but the fake news likes to say, the fake news likes to say, oh, he was rambling. No, no, that's not rambling. That's genius. When you can connect the dots. Now, now, Sarah, if you couldn't connect the dots, you got a problem. But every dot was connected and many stories were told in that little paragraph

 

Still a minority of Cult 45, which is remarkable in itself.

 

In other news, the Huckstress has been mainlining Ozempic.

 

So, trump today: “Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% — VOTE FOR TRUMP, I’LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!”

How exactly would that work? And how do the people who lost their shit over Harris saying she’ll try to check price gouging feel about this one?

He’s completely flailing. The internal numbers they’re seeing must be worse than the poll trends.

 

He doesn’t care about numbers, except to hear ones that tell him it’s winning. It’s a stream of shit coming out of his mouth.

 

I try never to use the C word, but if I did have a hall pass, I would use it for Sarah Huckabee.

 

No, that was the Russians.

 

She's too ugly for porn, so this is the only way she can perform fellatio on camera.

 

Well, Reagan, or at least his handlers, very intentionally marched the Russians closer and closer to the line.

 

The usual collection of suspects voted against the honor for Billie Jean King: Q-bert, Gym Jordan, Large Marge, the groomer from Tennessee who used Future Farmers of America to find his eventual wife when she was a high-schooler.

But hey, they support women's sports now because they stan for a fifth-place MAGA swimmer who's had a 2-year temper tantrum.

 

Watch HBO's "Stopping The Steal."

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