President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Considering his name and his answer, and his spite, he's ...

 

Me working isn't a concern. The greater concern would be cell service not working so my wife couldn't call or text me from wherever she is to complain about Trump!

 

T-Mobile has decent service in Nassau so you're screwed. Call me and we'll open Drift and BYM's Pool Hall and Bait Shop.

 

I was married for 16 years in the era of the cell phone, which means my 16 years is actually longer than my parents’ 40. In 16 years, I had more contact with my ex-wife than my parents had in 40 years. Okay?

My father used to leave for work at 6:30 in the morning and come home at 8:30 at night. And during the day, he and my mother had absolutely no contact at all. None, okay? That’s what a relationship used to be. The kids could have been dead, but he wouldn’t have found out until he got home. “The kids are dead.” “What time did they die?” “Eight hours ago.” “Damn, I missed it.”

And you know what else? They actually missed each other. They actually missed each other. You can’t miss nobody in 2017. Not really. You can say it, but you don’t really miss the motherfucker, because you’re with them all the time. They in your fuckin’ pocket. As soon as you leave, you get a fuckin’ text. You get a ping. You get a beep. You get a fuckin’ Facebook. You get an Instagram. You get a fuckin’ FaceTime. And then your woman says, “You act like you don’t wanna talk.”

What the fuck are you talkin’ about? I know everything you did today and I know how people felt about it. I gave you five likes, bitch. I gave you three smiley faces and an eggplant.

-Chris Rock

 

I hear the fishing in Zihuatanejo is quite nice and it’s fairly remote

 

Boots just got excited.

 

Voted in Pennsylvania. My older neighbor who walks laps around the neighborhood every morning was manning the machine where you slide in your ballot after filling it out (like it's 1836 or some shit). It's kind of weird because he 100% saw who I voted for. Nice guy. No idea of his politics, but now he knows mine.

 

What about those of us who go both ways? You know, AC/DC.

Oh, and we’ve also worked in news and sports …

 

To be fair, I've worked on both sides at different times. But the trope is tiresome.

Earlier in my career, I'd get pulled over to news when they needed a live story off an evening event/meeting/whathaveyou for an early deadline. When I left newspapers, that shop no longer had to, uh, worry about "early deadlines," because they'd been moved so early that they were only doing covering of things in the evening for the website or for print two days later.

 

National Drain Your Bro's Balls Day would have been a great duplicitous plan for women to keep them away from the polls.

 

I will send a postcard from Fort Hancock, Texas.