President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Yeah, it's we'll eat your shit, but not if it has these corn chunks in it,

 

I'm sure we'll get to see.

 

Well, we bragged about it this year. Next year it'll be bad, I guess.

Heads I win. Tails you lose.

 

you know the saying, 'If you have two leaders of Department of Government Efficiency, you don't have one.'

 

Good.

 

Much more. Fantastic more.

 

Inherit record oil production from Biden.
Slap a slogan on it.
Declare you accomplished your goal.
FoxNews celebrates you.

 

From Jonathan Freedland in The Guardian:

Think you know how bad Trump unleashed will be? Look at the evidence: it will be even worse | Jonathan Freedland

A tough read, but accurate, I think.

 

"Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les."

 

I read only the hed and deck. JFC, the gaslighting never stops.

Mike Johnson Pleased To Report
Election Not Tainted By Fraud This Time
The House speaker said all the weeks and months of Republicans warning
about supposed noncitizen voting had prevented it from actually happening.

 

Well, sure. If you're going to curiously disregard the two times the "winning candidate" got FEWER votes. WTF?