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McConnell.
As I’ve stated before, I have both a big cooler and a big bladder ... both of which I will put to good use on that son-of-bitch’s grave.

 

I'll give it six months or so before I go. I figure I'll wait till the line gets shorter.

 

A co-worker of mine just took a job at a Sinclair station and hinted pretty strongly that he'd like to get me in there with him.

I will leave the business and work at Starbucks before I ever take a job working for Sinclair.

 

Pay extra to piss on McConnell's grave? Why waste the money? He's gonna be dead for a long time to come.

 

FATBOY: I am surrounded by fucking idiots.

FLUNKY: You hired all these fucking idiots.

FATBOY: I did? When?

FLUNKY: When all the fucking idiots who were here before quit.

FATBOY: Why did they quit?

FLUNKY: They were tired of your fucking bullshit.

FATBOY: How disloyal. Who hired those fucking disloyal idiots?

FLUNKY: You did.

FATBOY: I want wall. Give me wall.

FLUNKY: Here's a dozen Big Macs. Should keep you busy a few minutes.

FATBOY: Gulp gulp chomp chomp munch munch.

 

"PBS? Fake News. SAD!"

 

C'mon MSNBC, we know he likes Big Macs....

 

He'll go slumming and eat Whoppers when the Mickey D kitchen has to shut down when they run out of special sauce.

 

Move along, Senator. Nothing to see here.

"We were not allowed to speak to children": Sen. Jeff Merkley says Democrats were blocked at border

 

I wonder if there will be a park hopper pass for McConnell, Hatch, and Grassley.

 

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