President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I always remember why I never watch the cable news shout fests. People talking over one another, making trivial statements, trying to get their jabs in. Pathetic.

 

Our elected officials have completely failed us. Neither side is going to cave on this.

 

And border security? I've got an answer for border security. We take the $5 billion that it'd cost us to build just 240 miles of wall, you know that one that doesn't work? We change it into twenty dollar bills. We put all of this money into bags and we fly over the border. We drop this money on the Central American people. All those little tiny pictures of Thomas Jefferson come tumblin' down out of the sky.

I want them to feel those bills in their hands. You know how your money feels when you accidentally leave it in your blue jeans and you take it out and it's all warm and soft, oooh!

Well we let those people hang on to that money for about a week and then we fly back over there. We fill our airplanes full of mail order catalogs from L.L. Bean. Bed, Bath and Beyond. And Victoria's Secret!

The people have this money in their hand, the catalogs come down. They look at those pictures on the opening pages of the Victoria's Secret catalog. Not back in the outdoor section: you know what I'm talking about, right?

They got the money, they got the catalogs: they're going to get the idea. They send all the money back to us to buy the stuff. We have full employment. There's border security, and Central Americans have thong underwear through the next century!

 

One side had two years to get it done. The republicans didn’t do it because they know it’s ridiculous.

Now it’s a manufactured crisis. That’s not both side failing.

A clear message was sent two months ago.

 

Best speech of the night. And I don't consider myself a 'bro.

 

Snork snork sniff sniff

Fatfuck was winded after sitting for six minutes.

 

Indeed, that is exactly what this presidency is.
A 72-year-old wasting his own time on Earth 'fighting' for a 14th-century wall.

 

I want AOC to marry me. That is all.

 

I don’t think I have ever heard someone inhale like that before.

 

Mexico is developing weapons to battle The Wall

 

This should have been the only rebuttal.