President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

This would make a good Shakespeare play or Lord of the Rings book if Trump had any redeeming qualities that the ghouls had to break down.

 

I actually thought it might be Charlie Sykes ex-wife just so he could stick it to Charlie for calling him out on all his bullshit.

 

Compared to whom?

Fellas like this, who were salivating at the thought of it being a right winger:



Or the folks who were blaming a "cancer" that couldn't be stopped at Canada's border:

 

If we get William Hung & His Hung Jury performances on the steps of the Supreme Court before every big ruling, let's roll with this and see how it plays out.

 

Announcing at 8 P.m. on a Tuesday. This fool really believes this is a TV show. Watch him announce he has narrowed it down to eight finalists who will compete for the nomination.

 

I feel like if he were casting "Apprentice: Justice" he'd put Barack Obama in the field of contestants, just so he had a foil to pump up the ratings. Let him get all the way to the final two before going with Mills Lane instead.

 

It's going to be the Honorable Arthur Vandelay:

 

Any of you refugees come into my court, I'll kick 100 percent of your ass!

What's Judge Ito doing these days?

 

Who the fuck is Conor McCormick? Where do you find these people?

 

Get ready for some 4-4-honk verdicts.