President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I can't sleep and I can not think
The Big Macs are hot and black as ink
Oh god, I need a drink
Of cool cool Diet Coke

 

This reminds me that I watched Sicario: Day of the Soldado last week. When I was telling my wife about it, I said it was like the President saw the movie and was thought, “holy shit, we have to do something about the border!” Like he literally formed his entire foreign policy for the southern border based on this movie.

Then, last night, one of the CNN shows devoted an entire segment to comparing the film to the President’s understanding of the border.

 

Russian Pre-Teen Hookers, Rain O'er Me

 

Again, if there's really a need for an emergency declaration then why wait?

 

Also, every day Trump waits undercuts the "emergency" claim when it all goes to federal court.

 

Well, just overnight, two new caravans of brownos appeared!!

 

The best Caravan:

 

Don't know the name, but he makes a good point ...

 

One of the first viral YouTube stars

 

CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!

 

Trump doesn't care about the well being of the country. He cares about bragging (supported factually or otherwise) that he's doing a better job than Obama.

 

Well, he's doing a better job of capitulating to Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin and the wet, fed after midnight gremlins in his head.