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I agree. There are plenty enough arrows in the quiver without needing to reach for that one.

 

This is all inside baseball, "Mueller's playing a long game like a chessmaster" stuff. People don't understand this. I'm not sure why they should understand it, frankly.

Q: Did the president collude with Russia?

A: No.

Q: Did the president obstruct justice?

A: Maybe, maybe not, but we were so unsure if he did we declined traditional indictment, so, you know, we'll give you a weird James Comey answer.

I guess we'll see. I write that caveat on the off chance this brilliant masterplot exists, I suppose.

 

More like "let's get some likes on Twitter."

 

Here's noted Trump hater Matt Taibbi explaining it.

It's official: Russiagate is this generation's WMD

 

Hooray, Trump didn’t collude - he just surrounded himself with criminals!

 

First scene from Ham(berder)let

Al Capone's ghost appears in Trump's Mar-a-Lago bedroom.

Capone: Hey, tough guy!
Trump: What, who, me?
Capone: Yeah, you. I was bein' sarcastic.
Trump: Whaddya want?
Capone: You gotta stop gloating about this no collusion business. Ness and them got me on income tax evasion, not for murdering or what not.
Trump: I don't understand.
Capone: Of course not. But before I go, I gotta tell you: get checked for syphillis.
Trump: What? Why?
Capone: I know these things. Believe me.

Capone's ghost then dematerializes

 

So are Mueller and his people still angry Democrats who are bad for the country?
I haven't been this underwhelmed since X-Men Apocalpyse.

 

I'm not sure if Russiagate is the WMDs or if this is some Mission Accomplished type business, the high-water mark of the Trump Presidency.

 

He loves the Junior Trump kit he got for Christmas. MOOOOOOOO!

 

Because Matt Taibbi is a paragon of sanity and reason in journalism...

 

As if there was any doubt, this is far from over.