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The gag is that Mrs. Whitman is a liberal with a huge heart and I'm the asshole who craps on it. It's a joke. (Grounded in truth.)

 

Fine, man. Your Lucky Strike pitch was genius. Feel better?

 

Seriously. You "big-time" people, and it's a really shitty thing to do. You want to win a debate? Win it on substance. But for years, your go-to play is to remind people how wide the gulf is between your professional standing and theirs, when you're backed into a corner.

 

Tax 'em. Pay for the wall.

 

You get off on upsetting people on a message board, and I suspect I know why. But then again, I'm a little too handsome to go out in public. So we all have our flaws.

 

That's all I have to say about the matter. Your ego and your insecurities aren't going to let you concede that there's a grain of truth to anything I'm saying. If it makes you feel better to put a peon like me "in my place," I'm at peace with that.

 

Good stuff. You've made great progress since you called me a motherfucker two hours and 34 minutes ago. I wish you continued recovery.

 

Hey, at least you're a big time lawyer.

How do you think I feel? I'm just a lowly espresso machine repair man, who's dumb, and can't spell or type.

 

I work for big-time lawyers.

 

They said you work for them.

 

Corrected.