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He cannot utter that sentence. There's no Venn diagram more overlapping than Trump's voters and people who have paid $65 for a vacuum-insulated metal tumbler that keeps Mountain Dew cold for 18 hours.

(Full disclosure: I own one. I'm laughing at myself, too.)

 

Nope, but you might, Tiny, when President Bone Spur imposes the draft.

 

That might have been an issue 25 years ago.

 

I'm telling you, it wasn't a real club. It was a yearbook joke.

The only day it existed, was on yearbook picture day.

Seriously, who was the faculty advisor for he Fascism Forever Club?

 

At first I thought it was a photo of an angry (and younger) Pat Riley.

 

Still at peace, I see.

Look at all that peace all over the wall.

 

I'm sure that if Sonia Sotomayor had founded the "Stalinists Society" in high school, you'd have been a church mouse about it.

Look, I know you're probably right. But it might not matter.

 

A semi-similar story from my college days.

I had an English class with this very attractive woman, who was pretty quiet, but had drawn the eyes of practically every guy in the class. The professor assigned a research project in pairs, and lo and behold, I drew the attractive woman. I chat with her for a couple of minutes and we exchange phone numbers to arrange a time and place to work on the project.

That night, a couple of my friends who were in the class were having fun with me, saying, "Baron got her number, he's going to get lucky," and a few other choice guy things. It takes me a while, but I take the deep breath, call her, and we chat for a little while, and then arrange to meet at the library the next day.

So now, my friends are all, "Baron's got a hot date tomorrow at the library," and a few other choice things. Next day, I dress semi-nicer than usual, arrive at the library a few minutes before the appointed time, and wait. She ends up late.

After she was about 15 minutes late, she comes through the door. "I'm sorry I'm late," she says. "My husband was late in picking me up."

On the bright side, we did get a B+ on the project.

 

Might have even been a prank at his expense. Either way, it's pretty clear the "club" didn't exist:



#FakeNews on Gorsuch on Imaginary ‘Fascism Forever’ Club

 

Yeah. Fascism For An Appropriate Amount Of Time would be more palatable.

 

Loser