President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

He should be in it for the money, like everyone else.

 

Hey, I still listen to First Wave on SiriusXM. I like 'em. Was just trying to set the scene.

 

First Wave is OK when they're not playing a band's 4th-best song 99% of the time. Fuckers.

Oooh, let's play this shitty song from them and call it a "Deep Cut!"

 

I'm just going to start responding with links to pieces by writers you could never measure up to.

Terry Thompson and the Zanesville Ohio Zoo Massacre

 

Another time, a few years ago, I'm in a bar in the Tampa area -- the Dunedin Brewery.

There's a band playing. During a break, a cute girl asks what I think of the band. They weren't really my thing, and I tell her that.

She asks who I like. I list the Dead, Neil Young, and other older, more mellow rockers.

She asks how old I am.

Conversation ends shortly thereafter.

 

You should change yours.

 

It's as if some journalists and posters have not watched Dead Poets Society, or were teenagers. I tell you, some posters here are dumb as hell regarding politics and society.

 

Yeah, we noticed.

 

If today is story telling day, I have one - I am a sophomore in college and I work at Pea Soup Andersen's in Carlsbad, CA. Cute new girl is in the break room. A saying among my friends at the time was if someone had a sprain or slight injury to their leg, we called it a 'bad wheel'.

New girl is walking with a slight limp. I ask her if she has a bad wheel. She looks at me, doesn't say a word, and keeps walking.

Come to find out she has a prosthetic leg.

 

Neal Boortz may be a pilot, but he is not a great wingman.

 

One time, a cute girl showed an interest in me. Seeing as since it had not happened previously and was unlikely to occur again, I hurried up and married her.