President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

The Federalist Society can talk all they want about "the rule of law" and not being "activist judges" - I'd settle for sending trump lists of judges that were at least moderately qualified and not an embarassment.

 

Don't be distracted as BLOATUS wishes, by that extraneous crap. He's still a business fraud science-denying rapey-racist anti-semitic malignant narcissist pedo pal running the country into the ground.

 

The sooner everyone understands that the long-term goal of the entire Republican party is a one-party authoritarian and theocratic state, the better off we'll be. Trump has fucked up the plan through being an idiot, just as GW Bush fucked it up by having a sense of decency, but a smarter Trump is what they were aiming for.

 

*jerk ball hetted*

I need a translation, please.

 

Shocking shocking

KKK, counter-protesters gather outside Hillsborough courthouse

 

The Trumpian lexicon: falsehood combined with unnecessary capitalization and "unique" sentence structure.

 

Probably the thing that concerns me the most. I personally have a two-pronged response that I am willing to ride out to whatever conclusion to any such attempts because the prospect does frighten me so: Mossberg and M&P.

 

Of course he did!

Darn skippy.

jerk ball hetted = yank someone by their hair, a standard component of White Trash cat fights, also common in high school and college color guards.*

e.g. "Jolene may think she's all that, but first Ah'ma takin' a hammer to Bubba George's F10, then Ah'm gonna find that hussy and jerk her ball hetted even if it's in front of the Dubya Em Yoo!" (Women's Missionary Union)

*I can assure you it kept our entire percussion section away from substance abuse. We didn't want to miss a minute of the drama. It was rumoured that one of our snare drummers paid for his first semster at MTSU with the proceeds from the betting pool he set up.

 

I still have know idea how any of that means what you say but it is fucking poetry and I salute you.