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The same, ragged playbook. Over and over again.

 

That picture of Trump/Melania/Trudeau makes me happy and repeatedly laugh out loud.
I guess we know who doesn't have a toadstool pecker.

 

I'm sure eternal dipshit RTExpress will be along to explain how Crimea was Obama's fault.

 

you say crimea, i say kenya...

 

Newsflash for Fatfuck: The Ukraine could never be "taken away" from Obama, because the US as a nation or Obama personally, never ever ever claimed to have control over it.

And it's just sad that for all his alpha-male, ultimate-winner bullshit, his off-camera "resting bitch face" expression is that of a downcast pouting whipped bitch.

I imagine it goes along with waking up every morning to the knowledge you have a two-inch dick. Even Ivanky's reassurance it's much more impressive than Jarrot or Gerod or whatever she calls her fairyboy flunky beard-boy can't be much consolation.

 

Barr is in this game because the Epstein scandal was about to break big and Barr -- both through his father and probably through his own misconduct -- was going to get caught up in it. Being AG means he could find ways to make the scandal end before it crippled him and his klan.

 

Certainly sounds likely, but my bet is somebody in the Putin-Trump food chain decided some inconvenient/irritating shit was likely to come out, and Jeffrey needed to go to sleep.
Of course Barr qualifies on this count, but the potential victims had to go beyond just him and his daddy. Fatboy or Vlad would throw them over the railing in an instant (just like they'd throw anybody else).

 

Actually for true sociopaths like Fatfuck or Putin, it's important to periodically completely betray, backstab and abandon some of your minions when they get in trouble -- to throw them to the dogs and reemphasize the fact there is no such thing as loyalty: you owe them not a fucking thing once they serve you no active purpose -- they can wipe you off like shit off their shoes. No matter what you did for them today, yesterday or for the last 30 years.

So the surviving minions understand full well they better stay as useful as possible as long as possible.

In short this is the best explanation for Fatboy's furious slurping of Putin's nutsack.

 

That is what I fervently hope, a clash between the Fat One and Bill Barr (to be played by John Goodman in the HBO series).

 

There are 2.5 times as many Russians living in Crimea than Ukrainians.

Of course, for this to matter one would actually have to care about what makes the people of Crimea happy. Instead of what makes politicians in Washington and Kiev happy.

 

So it was OK for Russia to seize Crimea?

 

My Crimean acquaintances say absolutely. Your Crimean acquaintances may feel otherwise.