President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

At this point - I honestly believe Sarah Palin would be an upgrade.

 

1) I doubt very very very very much she had a better relationship with Fatfuck than does the Pretty Princess. Tee hee.

2) That also has to set some kind of all-time stupidity record; even a normal healthy father with a perfectly normal relationship with his daughter(s) would probably fire instantly in such a situation.

3) From a quick Google image search for "Tiffany Trump 2019" it appears she has certainly chunked up somewhat, it must be remembered that Big Daddy Fatfuck is zooming toward (or past) 450 pounds.

 

Christ, that's frightening — and probably true.

 

Seeing Russia from your house > being a Russian asset

 

I miss Nixon

 

When Trump sent that test emergency alert over cell networks last year, somebody said it was the first ever text Tiffany had received from her father.

 

I don't think weight is her problem. Her issue is she looks like him.
The Fat One plays up his favorite daughter like she's Helen of Troy.
Check out the photos before her massive storebought maxillofacial makeover.
She looked just like his fugly ass, too.

 

Apart from the stupidity of trolling Iran - is he tweeting out the high-res spy satellite stuff?

jfc

 

But no worries about the Executive Branch.....

 

Instant imprisonment for anyone subject to federal law

 

Like he knows what Tiffany looks like.

 

qed