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Will and Disgrace

 

Just saw Fatfuck at a Dorian briefing and all he wanted to know was the odds on it tracking thru Florida. I understand this is something to be concerned about but I suspect he only cared for one reason. Plus he was wearing one of his oversized Village Idiot USA baseball caps. We are the laughing stock of the world.

 

A tweet for every occasion. And thanks again, Canuckistan, for Daniel Dale.

 

JFC, what an asshole. Again.

 

If you had ever watched "Twister," you would have all the scientific knowledge you need.

 

This is the fourth Cat 5 SINCE HE'S BEEN IN OFFICE

There have been 13 since 2003, There have been 25 since he was 10 years old. He references Andrew all the time, for obvious reasons.

 

Fatfuck is Grandpa who keeps locking himself in the bathroom without toilet paper.

 

Why does he always wear a hat when it gets a little bit windy?

 

Remember, we're dealing with the man who didn't know Babe Ruth started as a pitcher.