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or this:

 

or this

 

great job voting

 

Yes.

 

The Ireland thing is really amazing. It's like staying in DC for meetings in NY.

 

Winning!

Despite promises, Trump's trade deficits are only growing

 

Rapey racist pedo pal on the irreversible slide of dementia.

 

etc

 

They got smashed by the Soviets, too.

 

But her emails

Amateurs Identify U.S. Spy Satellite Behind President Trump's Tweet

 

That would have been more meaningful if they interviewed a farmer who voted for Trump.

 

A vainglorious aside... Years and years ago, back when Doonbeg first opened, they had an event called The Writer's Cup. They put together two teams of writers from North America and Europe. I was, by far, the worst player on the North American team. We fly over, get put up in a castle. We take a helicopter ride over the cliffs. Eat delicious meals. And we played a full Ryder Cup style tournament. We each had wonderful Irish caddies. At the turn during singles, there was an ancient man with a silver beard blowing sideways in the wind, pouring us pints of Guinness. There is a Par 3 that is one of the best holes in golf. I played like absolute dog shit. Somehow, I birdied that hole and went on to win my match against a Dutch guy who was even more hopeless than I was. It was one of the best moments in one of the great weeks of my life. We were all given honorary memberships, and I had this big plan to take my dad and my brother there and it would be what we all thought of when we were on our death beds.

Then Trump bought it, and everything got ruined. I'll be mad forever that he owns that beautiful place.

It's also very, very fucking far from Dublin.