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I'd love to help her. Shove the steak down her throat, but the lightbulb in her mouth, and smash her lower jaw upward.

 

I just went on ebay and bought one of those t-shirts for my buddy.

 

And we're to believe him because?

 

I'm sure this is all true.

 

And how can you negotiate with people who don't keep their word?

 

If you're the representatives of the Taliban, are you going to negotiate with the Dumpf military junta at a location which in effect is one of the most highly guarded military bases in the world?

You'd end up Khashoggi'd or bunking with the immigrant prisoners in the Texas concentration camps, never to be heard from again.

 

Oh and I'm sure any other potential negotiation partners in any dispute around the world are taking notes on what happens with supposedly secret negotiations with Fatfuck.

 

And what better way to help the Taliban celebrate the anniversary of 9/11?

He could finally get video of Muslims dancing in the wooded trails outside Camp David.

 

Someone else punched that message into Trump’s phone.

He couldn’t spell unbeknownst if it was right in front of him, written in Sharpie on a porn star’s butt.

 

Do we really think trump would head to Camp David?