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Fire chief says, "the fire is the mooslim neegro former fire chief's fault anyway."

Research reveals the former fire chief had a policy of spraying water on fires. The new fire chief declares his policy will be to spray gasoline.

 

Donald plays paintball

 

Then the new chief tells fire: "I would like you to do us a favor, though."

 

Pence becomes Secretary of Faith.

 

New Chief says.."if they would have raked the building...".

 

From 2016:
Nikki Haley endorses Marco Rubio - CNNPolitics

 

With Trump, every day is Lieday.

 

I’m not sure what her game is. But wanting to be VP seems short-sighted. Nobody votes for VP.

It’s really odd that she’s all-in with the Trump base after steering clear for so long.

 

You'd think Nimratahontas would be smart enough to do the mental math:

Pence = Installed as VP by Manafort
Manafort = Russian Pawn

ergo, whoever was pulling Manafort's strings really really really wanted Pence as VP, and probably won't be too happy if he's deposed; for some strange reason it's very important to them to have exactly the kind of Jeezus pumping puppy they want in the VP chair;

and also ergo, that's exactly the kind of situations where people can find themselves falling out of fifth floor windows or taking drinks of polonium kool-aid.

 

Nikki Haley could deliver South Carolina for the GOP! Best politician from there since Frank Underwood!