President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'm sure we'll see the Shaved Ape before it's all over.

 

I'm choosing to read reputable outlets for coverage of the hearings. I cannot watch Gym Jordan and Devin Nunes.

 

To say nothing of Barr, Pompeo and Sarah Huckabuck as well as Papa Fatfuck himself. They all look like they smell like dead animals.

 

Just wanted to drop by and let everyone know that Trump was elected three years ago last week and has been in office roughly 34 months. In that same time frame my retirement account is up 96.2%. Thank you Mr. President!

 

Imagine what Trump smells like in the morning.
Before he takes two hours to do his hair, before putting on the fat girdle, before putting in the dentures.

 

It absolutely disgusts me to think he beat John Smith in the 1986 NCAA finals.

 

Some of these cretins don't seem to understand you don't get your retirement if we all get blown off the planet.

 

But then we get to go see Jeebus.

 

Ken Starr says impeachment hearings are not like Watergate: 'There is no John Dean' (Fox News)
Nixon WH Lawyer John Dean: First Day of Trump Hearings Yielded More Damning Testimony Than All of Watergate (CNN)

 

Nice observation. At least one of you is smart enough to know there's some untold/hidden numbers here.

The first year (2017) I didn't contribute anything and it gained close to 40 percent on its own. The following year (2018), I contributed what equates to about 5.3% of the account and it gained around 21%. This past year, I have contributed what equates to 2.7% of the account's total value. So, total contributions are about 8 percent (11 percent if you factor in from it's value as of 11-10-17). When you subtract the 11 percent contribution my retirement account is still up 85%.

One more thing, my employer does not match any contributions so there's no bonus from anywhere outside of what I've put in and what my "hero" has added.

Laughable? Yeah, I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Again, thank you Mr. President!

 

Lying sack of shit.