President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I will be retiring much earlier than you because I had the wherewithal to move ALL of my retirement into the most aggressive funds available to me the week after the 2016 election. I timed the market perfectly.

Just in case you haven't noticed, the Dow Jones was around 16,100 points when Trump took office. That same index is now at 27,740. It doesn't take a genius to figure out if you were heavily invested in aggressive stocks and funds that you could easily have this type of return.

Again, Thank You Mr. President!

 

The Dow was at about 8500 when Obama took office in 2009. Too bad you didn't employ your strategy then. You'd have twice as much money!

 

MORE WINNING

 

What happened to the “irregularities” that we heard about on Fox News?

 

Whenever somebody brags on a message board about how much money they've got, they should A. scan and post their account balances or B. STFU because they are lying.

 

"He was joking! Don't you people have a sense of humor?"

 

Bill Clinton just on CNN with Jake Tapper talking about the Saugus shooting. Meltdown by FNC and right-wing Twitter coming in 5 .. 4 ... 3 ...

 

Might be true, might be utter bullshit.

I don't care how fat someone's wallet is. Message posters make their rep based on what they have to contribute to the conversation. He's, um, not a member of the 1% there.

 

Have Monkey Boy Mnuchin grab a couple shopping carts full of $100 bills this afternoon, that'll be enough to
buy Uday's way to the top of the bestseller list.

 

I remember old working journos who said they were set for life and timed the market perfectly. Then came the newspaper crash and the global recession.