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Team Trump doing something for someone else? Have you lost your mind?

 

Trump should really hire better lawyers. And editors.

 

Saw an alert that Paul Manafort has been taken to a medical facility because of a “cardiac event.” On the same day Gates is sentenced.

 

Dear Fatfuck,

Turn on the teevee. As we speak thousands of Americans are marching in the streets demanding your removal.

Nobody would be surprised if you decided to kill yourself.

 

Literature: for his novel The Art of the Deal
Medicine: for having the healthiest genes ever
Peace: for uniting the right

 

As opposed to the Salem Without Trials. I presume the typo here is by Axios and not in the actual document.

 

Gotta believe the Trumpist party has a klan of challengers ready for this guy. Doesn’t strike me as a particularly shrewd political move.

 

Gets $100,000 blow jobs from porn stars...
Uses presidential influence to make countries investigate foes...
Everyone around him seems to have quit or is in jail...
Ignores Russian influence on elections...
Won't show tax returns...


But he's totally on the up and up with the economy. This is the one thing he didn't fuck around with.

 

The Presidential Unfitness Test:

 

The guy is gambling that Trump will sprint, not run, to him for his conversion. The idea of Trump sprinting anywhere is ludicrous, but still.

 

We get up to the minute coverage of the Nazi Nuremberg rallies yet the right wing corporatist media has nary a peep about the hundreds of pro impeachment rallies tonight.