President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

This shit is really getting tiresome. Nobody cares. Stop complaining.

 

But he said he's a great golfer. The best. He says his handicap is scratch.

 

I don't care, I agree. But Trump must care, or he wouldn't have put up the curtains. It's just like NFL coaches. I covered the league in the era where you can be there but not write what you saw unless it's injuries became you't be there, and the only effect I can see is that it allows stupid coaches to pretend they're smart.

 

TIA?

 

Fair enough. Drunk typing. What I meant to say was coaches let you use to watch practices under certain rules and now they don't let you do it at all, and mostly it's a crutch to let poor coaches hide their ineptitude. Once upon a time, I told Parcells not letting us see practice was a compliment, since it assumed we'd know what the hell we'd seen. To his credit, he laughed before telling me to get lost.

 

If I went out and played golf, I'd probably shoot 250. I wouldn't give a shit who was watching, because I've never bragged how awesome I was at golf.

 

As the smartest person in the world, who cares about golf?

 

Trump's gut is so clearly photo shopped in the picture the WH released. I think that's why journalists couldn't view him playing. He's obese, but suddenly he looks like he's lost 30 pounds.

 

If I'm AP, I'm taking Ferguson off the PGA Tour and having him cover the epic match between Trump and Kim Jong-un.

 

The media has been amazingly reluctant to point out what a bloated bag of lard the Worthless fatfuck is. Second fattest president ever. That's why he wears the four foot long clown ties, to cover up his medicine ball gut.

I guess it's one of the last bastions of "political correctness."

 

Kim Il Jong kicks his ass.

 

Was thinking the same thing. He knows we can see what he really looks like, right? President Kardashian.