President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

(aerial footage of the White House slowly moves across the screen while an eerie/dramatic score plays)

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Interviewee: We knew long before the pandemic that Trump was an utter disaster as president. Manic, unprepared, ignorant, lazy, angry, corrupt. Look, it is not the worst thing he did but this is a guy who served cold fast food to collegiate champions--at the White House! I mean, who does that? So, when the pandemic hit we knew he would be bad at handling it. We just didn't know how bad."

 

The more GOP fuckheads change, the more they stay the same

 

How long before Trump visits Mt. Sinai Hospital in NYC to toss around PPE to medical personnel like they were Brawny?

 

He'll never set foot in New York City again.

 

I read that in Mike Wallace’s voice.

Without the, “Forgive me, imam, their words, not mine” qualifier.

 

The Biden commercials just write themselves: "The Trump Administration barely exists now; why should you give it another 4 years?"

 

I just did a major double-take, but it turns out that this attorney is George N. Meros Jr., who should probably be using that Junior in his professional life full-time so he won’t be confused with his father — the convicted drug smuggler and money launderer.

 

Countdown begins to Fauci getting canned

Anthony Fauci admits earlier Covid-19 mitigation efforts would have saved more American lives - CNNPolitics

 

This pathetic neediness seems like something Colbert would have said last year, "What's Trump gonna do next? Quote some random MAGA dude from Grand Forks who calls into C-SPAN?"