President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

How the hell is this person the president? How can you say something like this as the fucking president?

 

A couple of FBI agents are about to be whacked. Trump cannot be happy about this.

 

Everybody currently working is taking that risk. The grocery cashier. The bus driver. The bank teller. The postal worker.

The difference between them and the hair stylist is that they have a choice.

 

Of course. And Fatboy and his fascist henchmen will tighten the noose very quickly to force people back to work. No nice and easy handout checks. Get off your ass and get to work. Never mind what those pencil neck geek doctors or your lib governor says. Bootstraps!!

 

It certainly could. But we seem to find it an acceptable risk that we be able to buy lottery tickets at the 7-Eleven.

Why not make convenience stores no-contact gasoline only? The other stuff they sell can be bought at the grocery store.

 

Suicide Squad!

 

Fatfuck (undoubtedly at the urging of Uncle Vlad) is just itching for an excuse to declare war on China.

 

This is true. Massive pneumonia problem in Russia right now. Can’t imagine what’s causing it.





The rest of Sergey Kagermazov’s Twitter thread is just video clips of beds in the hallways of a hospital.

Meanwhile, nobody’s seen Vladdy Putin in public since he shook hands with the doctor who tested positive for COVID-19.

 

/approves