President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I see where Michigan is planning in-person schooling for the fall.

 

There's always a tweet.

 

That's nothing. FATUS has been shitting in his supporters' mouths for years.

 

Of course Trump ignored the pandemic playbook.

books:Trump :: garlic:vampires

 

They're planning, but also well aware a spike in infection rates could send everybody back home. Everything has caveats and footnotes and asterisks and 27 contingency options.

 

Mr. President, even if Joe Scarborough is a murderer and Obamagate is real, how do they protect Americans from the coronavirus or get jobs for the unemployed?

 

Hashtag the coup has already happened

 

Hooper: A virus is attracted to the exact kind of working and activity that occurs whenever human beings congregate in close spaces. You cannot avoid it.
Brody: You make people go back to work without adequate testing, it's like ringing the dinner bell for Christ's sakes.

 

Where is that in the Constitution again?

 

I am not sure who is voting for McConnell except for relatively affluent white Kentuckians and those who desperately want to keep up with the Joneses-Joneses. What is sad and funny at the same time is how terrified McConnell is of the rank and file of the state he supposedly represents.

 

Okay, I don't feel so bad for wielding a hockey stick at the booger-eating, mouth-breathing, smooth-brained product of married siblings who keeps using our street for a drag strip.