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We should name the Rectal Cancer Wing at the hospital on Diego Garcia after Trump.

 

That's one big Dick Pole!

 

There will be schools all over SEC country with his name on them by 2030. Even with everything he has done to this country, he's up 15 point on Biden in Kentucky. If he steals another election, he will escape public shaming.

 

Pole? First Dick, was it?
I'll check.

Hey, SJ, I'm looking for an @DickPole. Anyone know him?

 

Look ever since Aerosmith stopped returning my calls, I don't serve that much.

And Barney just sucked my taps dry, so I'm out of beer too. I might have a case of Zima in the back.

 

Oh ... I get it. Dick Pole. That damn kid found another one! Where's my extra rusty knife?

 

Speaking of this sort of naming thing, does anybody else find it odd that there are still prisons in this country named after people? I don't know about you, but if I dedicated my career to public safety, I wouldn't want my name on a prison. The naming ensures your name will be associated only with bad things in perpetuity.
"Whatever happened to that guy who sliced up his pastor with a hacksaw?"
"Aw, he got sent to (last name)."

There is a private prison named D. Ray James Correctional Institution in Georgia. That, by the way, sounds like a facility named for a perpetrator.

 

Damn, I forgot Jacques Trap.

 

That punk is tough to catch. He's always changing his name.

 

Not only that, he upgraded his ride. He's on Bike No. 2 now.

 

Isn't bike number two just uh, you know, a tinier bike?