President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

When he threatens to “activate” Barr, kinda sounds like sleeper agent shit.

We are being led by a madman.

 

I've only been here a year, but yeah, I'd think Texas is more in play than it seems, especially the metro areas. I'm outside Houston, and in 2018, Harris County elected a 28-year-old D over a lifetime R. Trump won the state by 800,000 votes (9 percent), but Clinton gained ground in the region vs. the 2012 election. I can't imagine that he's going to improve his position with his base after four years of stumping for a border wall that didn't get built, and on the other side of the equation, Biden is more popular than Clinton. It might not be in 2020, but at some point in the next 20 years, Texas is going to go blue in a presidential election, as long as the state keeps growing.

 

Trump 2020: He's going to get a lot of people killed™

 

POTUS, multitask?

 

You left out LBJ: “And another thing: The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh, because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence.”

 

The man his in a White House bunker and they made the rare move of turning off the exterior lights. He's flailing like the monster in horror flicks just before it dies.

 

The West Wing today:

 

One of LBJ's favorite words, legend has it, was "cocksucker." I'm sure he was a lotta fun to be around.

 

It won't be that thorough, but that Fat Fuck is fixin' to get drilled in November.

 

Forgetting the meaning, it’s one of the most entertaining curse words to say.

Three hard “k” sounds and emphasis on the first syllable? It gives you so much freedom as a speaker.

 

Always has been one of my faves, especially when using the word "spineless" beforehand. It usually applies.