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Take your own advice some time, YFTwitterFeed.

 

Cuts both ways. Democratic governors will campaign on "I'm standing up to the insane dictator."

 

This feels like the Muslim travel ban all over again. Round up all the suspects, then sort them out. A turd by any other name ...

 

Here's the dilemma for the administration. They are denying this story, even though AP has published the document. Well, in the spirit of charity, suppose it's a fake that fooled AP? Nobody is going to believe Sean Spicer's denials because he lied about an easily demonstrable fact in his first day on the job. Nobody will believe Kelly's denials, because he works for Trump and Trump's not in touch with reality a lot of the time (it's not lying, it's delusion).

 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion on whether those words are actually visible or not.

 

Oh I am. I've gotten some heartwarming emails reminding me to get life insurance. And to save up lots and lots of money in case I lose my job. So at least people are thinking of me.

 

If Fucko says it's Thursday, you better check five calendars.

 

Mmmm hmmmm. Sounds perfectly reasonable. Get the mooslims and Jews while you're at it, and I suppose you might as well grab the neegros too.

 

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the ranting message-board posters, and I realized I was fucked.

 

Starman goes first. He's the canary in the SJ coal mine.

 

Don't worry. A ranting message-board poster is in the White House.

 

You know what uranium is, right?
A thing called nuclear weapons,
and other theeengs.
Like lots of things are done
with uranium
including some bad things.