President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Oh dear is somebody feeling triggered? Need a safe space? A little political correctness? I thought we were past all that.

 

Well, this apparatus is likely to fail, so you've got that right.

 

Who will be right on this one?





Trump's Navy secretary nominee on the verge of withdrawing

 

I bet if President Trump gives him crappy tee times that will show him.

Accused ‘frontman’ in Venezuelan drug ring also tees it up at Trump’s Doral golf resort

 

The word on the street is that the Club members are pushing for Rick and Marty Lagina to fill the vacancy left by the unfair! boot given Flynn.

The reason the members are behind the Laginas is that they are going to solve a mystery that FDR and his grandfather (true, I shit you not) failed! to solve.

Failed Democrats! Republicans to the rescue, yay!

This makes the Laginas qualified for all kinds of intel work, or some kind of something along those lines.

Might as well fill the pizza conspiracy dude's spot, they figure.

 

I'm loving this so much.

They didn't skip it when Obama named a reporter an unindicted co-cospiritor, and got a warrant to search his emails and phone records.

But Trump!

Good riddance to the WHCA Dinner, and thank you for further exposing yourselves as the partisan hypocrites we knew you to be.

 

That's probably fair. But they still had the WHCD under Bush 43. I don't think these are crestfallen journalists with sour grapes. These are journalists scoffing at the notion of making nice with a president who childishly dismisses any negative coverage as biased or fake while labeling the media as an enemy of the American people. I'm not saying that's right, by the way, as I think they should suck it up and go. But this isn't some smoking gun of left-wing cheerleading in the media.

 

"Clarify" and "Spicer, Conway or even Miller" are not words I'd use in the same paragraph.

 

See also: Hilliary's terminal case of the flu on the campaign trail.

 

These rallies and lovefests are to Trump what crack is to a junkie. He lives for the attention.

 

I'm reminded of the original slogan for the Daily Show: "When news breaks, we fix it."