President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Stroh's Light was in the rotation.

It was crisp on the palate.

Liked Alex, too.

 

I missed about a hundred pages last week while on vacation, so forgive me if this has been posted, but it's friggin' hilarious. The President's voice slowed down a bit on playback makes him sound like nothing more than a drunk old man rambling about Russia.

 

Why yes, I am.

Hamm's used to sell a small keg about the size of a football.

Hold the keg tucked one arm and the cup in the other hand.

I need to go be productive and quit posting about beer and pissing.

 

Seemed like every basement in the Chicago area in the late '70s had a Hamm's sign behind the bar.

 

I still haven't drank a single Yuengling since its jerkoff owner endorsed Trump.

 

That's fair.

It's also fair if I murder someone ordering a burnt steak and slathering it in ketchup at a nice steakhouse where I'm picking up the check.

 

I'm from a family of butchers*. We take this seriously.

*Meat-cutters, not murderers. That I know of.

The last steak I ordered was $75. If someone I sat with put ketchup on it, I'd never talk to them again.

 

Here's Trump meeting with health care industry CEOs today. Is anyone else wondering why there is practically nothing on his desk? Like, ever?

 

That's a great way to win friends and influence people.

 

Ummm... Because it's a publicity photo?

 

Wasn't he criticized recently for a similar photo in which his desk was a complete mess with paperwork all over the place? I'm no fan of the guy, but no, the relative cleanliness or messiness of his desk matters not a bit. Seems like there ought to be a woman or two in there somewhere, though.