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OK, TV personalities reporting or analyzing from home … You can buy a tripod/ring light for your iPhone to do your Zoom calls. It’s called a “selfie ring light.” It would make you look better on TV. You can buy a proper clip-on microphone that would make you sound better on TV. There are plug-in and Bluetooth versions. Do it so you don’t look and sound like a rank amateur.

 

Tear gas and rubber bullets.

 

Literally no totals have changed in Nevada. The remaining votes are still from the same urban areas.

 

No. What drugs are you using?

 

And it looks like they're gonna pull an all-nighter in Fulton County to finish the job.

 

But apparently DeKalb and Gwinnett will not be coming in tonight, so as an Atlanta TV reporter said, "You can go to bed and this will still be happening when you wake up."

 

She looks like she's trying to get a sing-along going of "Don't Stop Believin'".

 

I'm not sure what things in the country look like if in 24 or heaven forbid 48 hours if we're still twiddling our thumbs waiting for these states that are apparently getting through one ballot ever 30 minutes. The wackadoodles have come out of the woodwork in the last 12 hours and their batshit crazy conspiracy theories are only going to gain steam the longer this takes.

These assclowns should be crying in their basements, not building a mansion of bullshit on the slim sliver of hope they still have because Georgia, Arizona and Pennsylvania pause vote counting every 15 minutes to try to get a new high score in Crossy Road.

If we somehow make it to Saturday without a result things will be genuinely frightening. This country is very much more fragile than it was in 2000.

 

This is the lawyer talking, the more careful the vote is tallied (meaning have patience) the better in the long run for unquestioned results.