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Same as any other Budweiser or Miller Lite.

 

You were the leader of the A-Team. I know it. I don't even want to know where you are or what you're up to. Just tell me the van is still OK.

 

I got tired of it, so I converted it to the "Mystery Machine" for my Shaggy cosplay.

 

Pizza places have to be making a killing this week. Every night is election night.

 

"Chef, what kind of beer do you prefer?"

"COLD"

 

To be fair, Fred had Daphne riding shotgun.

Verdict: UPGRADE APPROVED

 

This is all it takes to make a semi-auto AR (one shot per trigger pull) into full auto (machine gun fire as long as you hold the trigger and have ammo left).

 

The coverage on Tuesday night repeatedly stated that this process was going to take until at least Thursday, and in the case of Pa., possibly Friday.

Breathe. I fully expect that Biden will hit 270 today.

 

Need a 3-shot version. Full auto is for idiots who like to waste ammo high and wide.

 

Here in NNJ a buddy makes his own bullets. He had to stop, he said, when the gunpowder made him cough up blood..

 

Well, they had so many to count. The dogsleds ran slow. It's hard to feed sealskin ballots through the scanner.