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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. Jerry-atric

    Jerry-atric Well-Known Member

    It is not in my nature to wish death upon others, but I understand it is sometimes part of the “culture” at this site.

    I begrudgingly accept it.
     
  2. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If he wasn't such a clown and a failure at everything he wades into, and if he could have kept any competent people with him, he would have been very dangerous.
     
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    I think Oklahoma is actually doing this, putting government officials very high on the priority list.
     
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

  6. Bud_Bundy

    Bud_Bundy Well-Known Member

    Stolen from a friend's FB page, who stole is from someone else:

    This best describes the Trump Administration
    -- by British-Indian novelist Hari Kunzru:
    "Mike Pence you repressed joyless would-be witchfinder, every time you spoke you always looked like you were straining to expel an enormous bolus of your own hypocrisy from your clenched sphincter.
    “Betsy DeVos you blandly foolish soulless entitled child-stealing witch, rotting like a corpse inside your Chanel suit.
    “All the generals, you spineless buzz-cut phallus-brained plastic Spartans fawning and wriggling to distract yourself from your moral cowardice.
    “Kayleigh McEnenay, you evacuated husk of a mean-girl cheerleader, the cavity where your heart once was pumped full of spite and moronic lies.
    “Bill Barr you vast pompous pus-filled bladder of casuistry, you are an enemy of justice, bloated with resentment and cruelty, wobbling like a jelly at the feet of the oligarchs.
    “Jared Kushner, you vacuous dainty preening overpromoted nub of mediocrity, squeezed like an entitled smear of toothpaste into a silk suit bought with tear-stained dollars wrung out of the suffering tenants of your slum apartments.
    “Ivanka Trump, you monstrous slug of vanity, you infantile ninny so marinaded in self-regard that in your pea brain you believe we ought to love you for your crimes.
    “Mike Pompeo, you bubble, you booby, you flatulent zero, that roiling in your ample guts that you mistake for world shaking significance is just the acid reflux of irrelevancy.
    “Don Junior, you scabrous single-nostriled unloved elephant-murdering human wreckage, vibrating with bitterness and impotent rage at all the opportunities you’ve squandered.
    “Sarah Sanders, you crude hulking beetle-browed bully, working your multiple chins as you masticated another stinking quid of falsity, spitting again and again on the people you were supposed to inform.
    “Interlude: all you staffers and interns, so eager to crunch your way in your shiny new work shoes over the bodies of the poor and powerless, I smite you and cast you out one by one.
    “Eric Trump, you pallid clammy suppurating nocturnal semi-human grub, your absence of charisma is your only notable trait and the act of flushing you from memory will so be smooth and painless that in a month people will find it hard to picture your moon face.
    “Rudy Giuliani, you capering cartoonish skull-faced bag of graft and corruption, too stupid even to ask who’s pulling your strings just so long as you can cake your crusty face in tv make-up and clack your jaw at a camera.
    “And of course Stephen Miller, you weeping pustule upon the social body, you dreg, you homunculus, you noxious slime felched from the gaping cavity of Jim Crow, one day may you find yourself walking barefoot across hot sand, desperate for water, crying for your missing child.
    “With that I’ll rest a while, and go to find a street corner to dance on.” ----
     
  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  8. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    That's for if Biden congratulates Putin on winning the 2024 election. Which will be interesting, since the "DO NOT CONGRATULATE!" screams to Trump were so abundant in 2018, despite all previous sitting US presidents having congratulated Putin on his 2000, 2004 and 2012 victories.
     
  9. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    All those were before Putin owned a sitting POTUS.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    BudBundy, now there's some inspired writing. Thank you for the laugh.

    One can almost hear it being performed in the voice of Boris Karloff.
     
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  11. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    And there is talk in MN Republican circles that this fuckwit should be in the mix to run for governor.
     
  12. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Read up on what the MN Republicans have done.

    Back of the line, fuck them.
     
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