President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Is someone gonna tell him to stop talking so they can go yell at clouds outside the capital?

 

Came here with a different version of this, with this key quote by Pence:

 

So now Fatfuck will turn the dogs on him.


The 25th at last?

 

I hope somebody is keeping a list of people Trump is attacking in his speech.

 

NBC is saying Doug Jones was the alternative

 

Pence's playing 6D chess. Trump can stroke out now and he'll get to sit in the big chair for a week and a half and screw up all of Biden's merch.

 

I'm pretty sure at some point Hitler told his dog that he was a good boy.

"Literally" loses again.

 

You're pro-Hitler's dog.

Noted.

 

Similarly, I am drafting a letter that says that "In my considered judgment there is actually a sun, and it is not a guy who takes a ladder and turns a giant light on and off every night."

 

Did Pence just shut down the ability for the GOP to object?

 

I know it was over long before this but I'm hearing Bill Paxton in Aliens (may he RIP) "GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER"

 

One of the talking heads on MSNBC just said Trump has walk-on privileges on the House of Representatives floor. Wouldn't that be even more of a shit show if he showed up.